It's the morning after Jionni left, and Snooki is a blubbering mess. She tries to enlist the help of bestie JWOWW, but her Amazonian sidekick is still pissed at Snooki for screaming at her the night before.
So the Meatball hits the town on her own to hunt down Jionni. First stop: her favorite bar to down a few beers and bust a few moves.
"I'm heartbroken!" she yells at patrons staring her down as she writhes around. "So let me dance!"
"This is the worst day of my life, I'm not kidding," she says, burping her way back to the house.
Finally, JWOWW manages to get Jionni on the phone, who claims he has already hopped a train to Rome. Snooki's like "whatever," and says it's over between them.
"You're not being Sam right now," snaps JWOWW. "Because in ten minutes, you're going to f**king change your mind."
"She's definitely having a Sam moment," the girls agree.
"Stop! That's not me anymore!" yells Sam. "Tell her she's being the old me!"
As it turns out, Jionni lied about being in Rome and is actually just at the train station in Florence. He finally agrees to meet with Snooki, but then tells her he has to leave because his mom already changed his flight.
He apologizes and says it's all his fault but then leaves her at the house hysterically crying on the stairs. Who's embarrassing himself now, Jionni?
Meanwhile, Deena confides in JWOWW that she thinks she's pregnant because she missed her period, has been super emotional and dizzy everyday. JWOWW once again saves the day, gets her a pregnancy test and - surprise, surprise - Deena won't be popping out any mini meatballs anytime soon.
Come on, MTV. We've seen enough reality TV to know this is just a ratings ploy. At least be a little creative?
Later, Snooki and Jionni have a heart-to-heart on the phone, which ends up in yet another fight. Jionni tells her she was "dancing like a pig" at the club and that she makes decisions that embarrass him.
When Snooki says that she hasn't been herself since she got to Italy, Jionni goes in for the kill.
"You're drunk seven days a week, you're hooking up with girls and you're dancing in your underwear. That's not you? How are you not being yourself?!"
Snooki hangs up on him and runs away crying, telling the cameras in confessional, "I need to get nails done, and I need to shop and get f**king Jersey attire and I need to go to Karma. I swear to god, if I went to Karma tonight I'd feel fine."
So she comes up with the brilliant idea to bring Karma to Italy, and the roommates set up a fake nightclub in their living room, with Pauly as the DJ.
The Situation uses the opportunity to put the moves on Snooki again, and tells her he can take care of her better than anyone else. He claims they hooked up a few times, but Snooki still denies it.
Oddly enough, at the end of the night, it's Vinny who gets Snooki, not Mike or Jionni. Snooki crawls into his bed just to cuddle, but then tells him to "f***k her." And Vinny doesn't put up much of a fight.
So here's the real question: Why in the world are THREE men hungering for this meatball? It's enough to make me want to go vegetarian.
Snooki finds comfort in Vinny's bed. (MTV)
Source : http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv-movies/jersey-shore-ep-9-recap-snooki-mourns-jionni-cheating-vinny-deena-pregnancy-scare-article-1.958757